daftwithoneshoe:

isuckrooster:

tampontears:

veganmovement2012:

Would people be as comfortable buying meat if the date the animal was KILLED was displayed alongside the ‘best before’ date? Consumers should remember that meat is the dead flesh from a once living breathing sentient animal who didn’t want to die.

actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea. 

when vegan ideas backfire completely

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psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

fuckwhyischoosingaurlsohard:

do you ever come up with a story in your head and you’re like ‘OMG THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER I THINK I’LL WRITE THIS’

but then you don’t know how to write and its just

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daftyank:

hetalianfrostitute:

pastalad:

pastalad:

so this morning my dad said

“hey we got some tomatos”

and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS

WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS

JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING

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What happened to them?

Did you managed to use them all before they spoiled?

Take a day to heal from the lies you’ve told yourself and the ones that have been told to you. —

Maya Angelou (via creatingaquietmind)

take a year. take a lifetime.

(via youarenotyou)

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

misha-bawlins:

stopotpstop:

raggedytrenchcoats:

Some things you probably didn’t know about Misha Collins

  • Misha was arrested for reading a book on top of a bank because he “needed better lighting”.
  • He stole security badges from the White House and turned them into a mobile.
  • He has spent the night in an igloo (it was not a pleasant experience).
  • Misha smells like cinnamon and watermelon.
  • He renewed his wedding vows at a supermarket. With a bouquet of vegetables. Dressed in drag.
  • When Misha was younger, he was known for stealing people’s shoes and licking strangers’ ice cream cones
  • He organised a tea party in the middle of a highway. He made the police who were sent to charge him sit down and had tea instead.
  • He lost to Jared Padalecki in Words With Friends. He owed him $1970 and paid in four buckets of coins.
  • He crossed the Tibet border w/o a visa in a vegetable truck

healiing:

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autrallia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.

sherbot:

theboywhofangirled:

TOTALLY JUST CONVINCED MY BRITISH FRIEND THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM USES SHARPS AND FLATS IN GRADING LIKE A-, Ab, A, A#, AND A+ AND SHE’S TOTALLY BUYING IT

YOU LITTLE SHIT

whitelaws:

omg no really but like one my favourite cast stories is the one I read about Karl stabbing Chris extra-hard with the prop hypos each take for revenge because Chris used to whack him in the face with his sausage hands during the breaks in between takes

shotawars:

shotawars:

some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up

911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX

I’VE DONE A GOOD

hands held higher, we'll be on fire: If River Song can concentrate on a dress size and this is her second regeneration, why can't the Doctor concentrate on...

the-son-of-coul:

10-roses:

sursonica:

inflammatorystatements:

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Woman Time Lords can control the way they will look when they regenerate, while male Time Lords cannot. This was established in Classic Who, when Romana regenerated.

Also, the Doctor wanting to be…

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him